BIO
Alia dreams of being a supervillain, but probably isn't mean enough. Also, she has no superpowers.
Thinking of a bio is hard, so Alia has elected to Google funny first date questions. All the following questions have been taken from the results:
Read anything interesting lately?
Currently reading The Elegance of the Hedgehog, which seems great so far. I recently read Les Lais de Marie de France for French class and really liked them a lot. What else...? OH! This graphic short story collection called Psychiatric Tales. So good.
What is one thing a woman should never do?
Listen to "a woman should never..." advice. Murdering people is probably also a thing to avoid.
What is your stance on cannibalism? For or against.
Well, as outlined by a certain Mr. Swift in his groundbreaking essay, it would certainly solve many of society's problems.
If you could lock up one person in a mental institution, who would it be?
These questions are terrible. Alia regrets this decision immensely.
What historical figure would you most like to have a discussion with?
John Adams because it would make my mom jealous.
What compliment do you get most often?
"You're so nice!"
How do you like to relax?
Video games.
In what part of the world would you hate to be by yourself?
North Korea. Though if I was alone they couldn't get to my family or anything, so maybe that'd be for the best.
What is the greatest pain you have ever suffered?
Depression. Moving on.
What part of your body could use a little lotion?
Okay but imagine if a girl asked a guy this question on their first date.
How can you tell if someone's a nerd?
If they're friends with me there's a good chance that they're extremely nerdy.
What language would you like to master?
Français. 한국어. Every language.
What is your favorite event in the Winter Olympics?
women's snowboarding dear god those girls are so attractive and badass
What profession have you always admired?
...since I gave my English professor a link to the comic on this site, I'm gonna go ahead and say English professor just in case.
What one word is fun to say?
Juxtaposition. I try to use the word as often as possible when offering analyses.
What could you eat ten of?
Jam. Ten jam.
What's something surprising about you?
I'm secretly that one person you admire so much. You know the one. Yeah, that one. Surprise!
When I dance, I look like…?
A flailing goldfish that has somehow left the fishbowl.
What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
Dragon Ball Z, Pokemon, and Digimon are the ones I remember most. My parents would get annoyed because DBZ was always on at dinnertime. I also loved Dexter's Lab, Ed Edd N Eddy, Tom and Jerry, and Looney Tunes. I feel like I'm forgetting some but eh...
Thinking of a bio is hard, so Alia has elected to Google funny first date questions. All the following questions have been taken from the results:
Read anything interesting lately?
Currently reading The Elegance of the Hedgehog, which seems great so far. I recently read Les Lais de Marie de France for French class and really liked them a lot. What else...? OH! This graphic short story collection called Psychiatric Tales. So good.
What is one thing a woman should never do?
Listen to "a woman should never..." advice. Murdering people is probably also a thing to avoid.
What is your stance on cannibalism? For or against.
Well, as outlined by a certain Mr. Swift in his groundbreaking essay, it would certainly solve many of society's problems.
If you could lock up one person in a mental institution, who would it be?
These questions are terrible. Alia regrets this decision immensely.
What historical figure would you most like to have a discussion with?
John Adams because it would make my mom jealous.
What compliment do you get most often?
"You're so nice!"
How do you like to relax?
Video games.
In what part of the world would you hate to be by yourself?
North Korea. Though if I was alone they couldn't get to my family or anything, so maybe that'd be for the best.
What is the greatest pain you have ever suffered?
Depression. Moving on.
What part of your body could use a little lotion?
Okay but imagine if a girl asked a guy this question on their first date.
How can you tell if someone's a nerd?
If they're friends with me there's a good chance that they're extremely nerdy.
What language would you like to master?
Français. 한국어. Every language.
What is your favorite event in the Winter Olympics?
women's snowboarding dear god those girls are so attractive and badass
What profession have you always admired?
...since I gave my English professor a link to the comic on this site, I'm gonna go ahead and say English professor just in case.
What one word is fun to say?
Juxtaposition. I try to use the word as often as possible when offering analyses.
What could you eat ten of?
Jam. Ten jam.
What's something surprising about you?
I'm secretly that one person you admire so much. You know the one. Yeah, that one. Surprise!
When I dance, I look like…?
A flailing goldfish that has somehow left the fishbowl.
What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
Dragon Ball Z, Pokemon, and Digimon are the ones I remember most. My parents would get annoyed because DBZ was always on at dinnertime. I also loved Dexter's Lab, Ed Edd N Eddy, Tom and Jerry, and Looney Tunes. I feel like I'm forgetting some but eh...